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Do you hate Chainmail? Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being guynapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion ******* chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor ******* 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy Bunny in the magazine! What a bunch of ******* bullshit.
So basically, this message is a big **** YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Ceaser in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. **** them!
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly ******* amusing. I've seen all the 'send this to 50 of your closest friends,and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a Nickel from some omniscient being' forwards about 90 times. I don't ******* care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
Chain Letter Type 1:
Make a wish!!!
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No, really, go on and make one!!!
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Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!
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Wish something else!!!
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Not that, you pervert!!
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Wasn't that fun? :)
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Hope you made a great wish :)
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Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do.
First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure.
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It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes:
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*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
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*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
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*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.
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*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house. Thanks!!!!
Chain Letter Type 2
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Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.
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Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5people in the next 47 seconds.
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Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
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Thanks again!!
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Chain Letter Type 3
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Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do.
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So this is how it works... Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:
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*Bizarre Horror Story #1
| | ugh yes but i hate fowards on texts the most they are even worse saying oh the love of your life or your crush blah blah will fall in love will you and i usually get the same forward like 5 times pisses me off | How can I ignore these idiots in my life? I am fifteen years old and at my old middle school, it really wasn't the best environment to be in. People smoked, had sex, took drugs and came to school drunk, at the age of 13. I had to put up with it for two years. I live a while away from the nearest school. So I didn't have a choice, it was just the closest school, I was enrolled in. I was also bullied by an ex friend and she became popular and hated me because people liked me more than her. I became depressed and hated my life. I moved classes but it made things worse.
A group of scumbags in my class, who smoke and have sex on a regular basis, started annoying me. I just went along with it, didn't judge. Then one of the boys who is as scummy as can be. Develops a major crush on me. I don't even talk to him or anything, I don't understand. He began finding pictures of me and saving them to a file on his computer. He graffitied my name everywhere on his books. His friends yelled out "He wants to have anal sex with you!" I got upset about, but let my parents know. I then moved schools, to a private school.
I love it there, everyone is nice and not rough. Everyone is fairly disciplined. I feel a lot happier there and away from all the negative things in the world. I am able to focus on myself for a change. But Because its about an hour away fro, where I live, I have to catch two buses. One to my old school, at the bus stop and one from my old school. I hate doing it, but it but I have to. My parents can't drive me to school everyday and its the only way I can get to school. I hate it. I usually have to wait five to ten minutes there.
I feel scared once I enter that town, it causes extreme anxiety for me. I hate going to that town because I know that boy is still talking about me. Its been over six months since I have attended my new school and the idiots are still asking me at the bus stop why I moved and stuff. Why do they care? I don't even know half of them. I am not person who makes the wrong choices! I haven't even kissed a boy yet! I focus on my studies, I do piano and netball. My life is busy.
WHY CAN'T THEY GET ******* OVER IT, STUPID ******* BITCHES!! I HATE THEM :( I WANT TO GO IN A ******* HOLE AND HURT MYSELF. CUTTING ISNT ENOUGH. I AM SICK OF BEING SCARED AND TALKED ABOUT. I HATE MYSELF! | You need to sort this out.The bus situation sounds really unhealthy and as if its bad for your mental health to have to deal with those basstards and drag up all the old bad feelings.
I think a lot of the people at the bus stop are just being nosey and they probably don't think about you much or talk about you.
It could help just to turn the music up on your ipod really loud and ignore everyone when you're at the bus stop?take out a book,homework or whatever and stay in your own little world?
But idk it kinda sounds like you're depressed.
You really need to talk to someone.I dealt with (mild) depression on my own for years and it only ever goes away temporarily if a situation improves and pops back up when something else bad happens cause you haven't the resources to deal with it properly,
Please tell you're parents how you feel and whats going on in your head and get them to take you to a conseller,
I hope u dont get offended by this its just I really think I understand your situation.(maybe I'm totally wrong if so i'm really sorry)
xxxxxxxxx | I have had bumps on genitals, face, arms, and chest. 4 herpes tests in 3 months, all neg. HSV/Behcets? So I have had nerve pain and some chronic fatigue the last year or so, stemming from stress and depression I believe. This had been improving before this incident.
In June I had unprotected sex with someone who has never had any herpes symptoms. A week later I noticed a painless red rash on my genitals, with little red bumps with no fluid in them. I went to the doctor, who said it looked nothing like herpes and gave me some hydrocortisone cream.
Along with the rash I felt extreme fatigue and chills, felt like a fever although when the doctor took my temperature it was normal. As I used the cream the rash cleared up in a couple weeks and I felt great again.
Then, a couple weeks later, I felt the same symptoms showing up again, but this time anally as well as on my genitals. I even noticed a couple bumps on my face that looked the same- red little bumps. They stayed for a couple weeks and then disappeared.
For a couple months after that it seems like it's only gotten worse. The anal itching gets better and worse, but it's almost never disappeared entirely. My anus is red and irritated and feels lesion-y and inflamed. The red bumps have increased on my face, and there were some that were more like whiteheads as well.
I was tested for HSV-1 and 2 at 1 week, 4 weeks, 8 weeks, and 3 and a half months. All were IGG specific blood tests and all were negative. My partner never has had any symptoms. All the doctors I've seen (5 different doctors!) say it isn't herpes and I'm overreacting.
So I've had two genital "outbreaks", a seemingly unending anal outbreak, and repeated bumps popping up in different parts of my face and a few ulcers inside my mouth. on top of that, I noticed red bumps on my arms and chest that resembled the others and lasted a couple weeks.
I don't get the fatigue and chills as much anymore.
Is this herpes???? I'm going ******* crazy and no doctor will prescribe me any medication. I got Valtrex on my own and it's possible it's helped, but the symptoms haven't disappeared using 500 mg 2x a day for a week and a half now, and the meds make me depressed and listless.
Any advice is appreciated. | you need to see a specialist. find a new doctor and express to him that you didn't used to have any of this stuff and now its consuming you. also make an appointment with a gynecologist and get tested for any kind of STD.
it will just be a matter of finding the right doctor to find whats wrong. | Questions about understanding sexuality in males? If a person is raised to believe that homosexuality is wrong because it insults your manhood and because there is fecal matter in your rectum. Also everyone is condemning it but you really don't know why besides the first to reasons that they are against it other than the fact that they are afraid of it because they don't want to belittle there manhood and its unflattering. What if you are the male specimen that is very aroused by sodomy and oral fixation and you have no arousal towards women at all. You are only aroused by sucking off grown men and anal play. Why deny the truth if its legal, it feels good, you cant help what you feel, and it seems unhealthy to deny basic body function. Being gay is obviously a genetic predisposition that can not be changed. Abstinence is the only cure and we are abstinent because we desire to "respect" our bodies however in abstinence you feel like a deprived piece of ****. So wtf is the issue because some people just like to feel good and dont give a **** what anyone thinks because if its legal they just want to bust a nut and enjoy the impulsel and say **** what anyone thinks I feel great. Are you really going to look differently on the abstinent mental whore who day dreams about sucking cock all day long and ******* black men for money or the person who just releases himself? what is the big deal because I miss my pleasurable nut even though you call it EE I feel like EE is better than a convulsion that gives me headaches and nausea and extreme boredom. Change is great if there was actual definite change. The change so far is crazy but ultimately the same and kind of annoying. whos to say a person cant be a man and have a pleasurable nut? Is it to much to ask that I get off correctly even if it is gay its better than twiching and hateing myself. You are telling me that if there was no women on this planet and you were stuck somewhere for an indefinite amount of time that you would not except the fact that maybe someone else of a different gender could not get you off. If I am here why dont I just feel good and enjoy myself because I am still a man... and that can come across in more ways than one. basucally I feel like I am just saying goodbye to my life here on this planet but if it turns out that I am staying here I wouyld rather have my nut and be happy than feel macho and "respected" and feel like **** all they time. I can abstain and be patient but im just saying... really? Your telling me if I stay here to never come again and what happens if my balls aren't fixed and I am still gay. if you leave me here with broken gay balls I would rather have those than none at all because orgasming is great. Like there is anything else on this planet left to do anyway. Thank god for tv or I would have shot myself by now. Have a great day signed the person who really just wants a resolution no big deal abstinence is okay however its kind of annoying because what if I break the only balls I will ever have? Without my balls on earth there is no modivation because there is nothing to distract me from the intense boredom of everyday life. Please don't break my gay balls if you dont plan on making it up to me. thank you. I am not saying I need straight balls I just want so balls to shot off. Im really bored and I am not picky its just a fun body functiuon thank you again | | Absolutely P&P :-) |
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